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Latency budget court
Defend or prosecute latency spend in a mock court with rotating judges from product, design, and ops.
Hybrid 4 weeks · hybrid evenings Tuition 19,800 THB
Program description
Each cohort hears cases about microservices accused of stealing milliseconds. You will prepare briefs, cross-examine charts, and negotiate remediation poetry (plain language commitments).
Included elements
- Courtroom layout diagram for hybrid rooms
- Brief templates with word limits
- Rotating mentor judges
- Remediation poetry workshop (serious, not gimmick)
- Transcript annotations for async learners
Outcomes
- Deliver an opening statement under three minutes
- Negotiate a remediation poem your PM accepts
- Identify one chart that misled the jury
Responsible facilitator
Victor Alam
Runs adversarial reviews for performance tradeoffs.
FAQ
Is this adversarial?
Playful but pointed—psychological safety briefing on day zero.
Recording?
Court sessions not recorded to encourage candor.
Limitation?
Not a substitute for vendor performance tickets.
Experience notes
Latency budget court forced our design lead to stare at the same histogram as me for forty minutes—progress.
Aisha
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